I feel like I may die.
everything hurts, from my shoulders to my elbows to my ribs to my legs. My eyes, my head... it took 3 advil last night to dull the pain enough that I could sleep. If I stay standing too long I start shaking, and my chest is literally burning from the coughing. I'm using my inhaler, and taking lots of drugs, but I still feel like ass.
Of course you realize that this means that you're all infected. That's right. The infectious period is probably before I become symptomatic, so anyone who was within 3 feet of me for the last 2-3 days will probably be begging for antibiotics before the week is out.
Strangely, that makes me feel much, much better.