September 12, 2006

Damn you, Ginny!

Sarah keeps distracting me from my cover letters. (aka twisting my rubber arm) First it was Theshow by ZeFrank, and now...

Here's how we play:
A. Pick 16 movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have your friends try to guess what the movie is.
(I don't know if the comments are working or not. Try it, and see what happens...)

I'm making them as difficult as possible, because it pleases me to do so.

1."What'cha gonna do? Hit me with that Ffffffish..."
2. "A person should not believe in an "-ism," he should believe in himself"
3. "The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or my American heritage as a negative is, I collect your fuckin head."
4."My God . . . I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
5."He died? And this is supposed to be a Kid's Movie!"
6."Closer than his wife would like..."
7."My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (so easy...)
8."But, Won't he rust?"
9. "...Is it dead?" (that one's for you, Sarah!)
10."I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction."
11."You're about to hear me make some turkey hash!"
12."*sniff, sniff* Do I offend?"
13."Sure he's an asshole... Sure he's dead... Sure I'm just imagining that he's talking. None of that stops the bastard from being absolutely right."
14." I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy! "
15."Motherfucker, please, Look...My shit is custom"
16."And, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, floor-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sh** he is! Hallelujah! Holly Sh**! Where's the Tylenol?"

Play on.

4 comments:

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nessedup said...

14. Finding Nemo

I fall asleep while watching movies so this is the only one I know.