But is she Joking...?

WANTED: ONE ASSISTANT

Overwhelmed female seeks personal and/or household assistant and/or team of assistants to help prevent complete implosion and collapse.  Requirements:
- sweeping, mopping and cleansing surfaces
- lift, carry, wash, fold and put away laundry of varying amounts.
- ability to handle dirty dishes of questionable age, content and origin with discression and without judgement is mandatory.
- Absolutly must love cats.  Changing the litter box will be required.
- Organizational skills are a definet asset, and general office administration skills will apply.
- knowledge of knitting and fiberworks would be helpful, but will train. 
- some basic combat training would also be helpful, as the dust rhinoceroses are beginning to develop a collective consciousness similar to that of the borg. 
- Occasionally, you will be required to pet my hair and tell me how pretty and wonderful I am.

Only Serious Applicants need apply.

Oh, and BTW, I only pay in cookies and love.  Hope that's ok.