This is the note I left taped to the bathroom mirror only moments ago...
"I'm not sure who owns the white "PUMA" runners, but last night Tucker [the cat] chased a terrified little mouse into the toe of one of them. I tried to dislodge the mouse from the toe, but it was too petrified to leave, so I had to leave the shoe outside on the front step.
So... might be a good idea to check the toes of all your shoes for refugees, less you end up with a squishy suprise..."
Seriously! I can't make this stuff up.