The Lawyer and the Redhead
A lawyer and a redhead are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The redhead Is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the redhead's attention: and to keep him quiet, she agrees to Play the Game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth To the moon?" The redhead doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the redhead's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill , with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, Searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library online . He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up.
He wakes up the redhead and hands her $500. The redhead takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The redhead reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.